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<p>Dear Miss Douglas,</p>
<p>I love you. I know that we have never met but you and I are meant to be. Like you, I have skills. Though my skills probably pale in comparison to your artistic combination of dance, music and acting, I am sure we would make amazing babies.</p>
<p>Now I know that you are probably married by now. I mean, who wouldn't want to snatch you up? But that is fine cause I too am married. This commitment issue can easily be fixed with some midnight walks on the beach, planning the best way to break the news to our spouses that we are leaving them.</p>
<p>I have a kid and he is 2. But it is cool because his middle name is Danger and he kicks butt and knows how to dance and growl.</p>
<p>I hope to meet you very soon, as I am getting tired of my no-talent wife and her hatred for our Jedi destinies.</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>May the force be with you my love,</p>
<p>JediTanner</p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>priest on vacation (a customer service story)</title><category term="General"/><category term="customer service"/><category term="religion"/><id>http://www.jeditanner.com/home/2010/2/16/priest-on-vacation-a-customer-service-story.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.jeditanner.com/home/2010/2/16/priest-on-vacation-a-customer-service-story.html"/><author><name>JediTanner</name></author><published>2010-02-16T13:22:46Z</published><updated>2010-02-16T13:22:46Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-float-left ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://www.jeditanner.com/storage/closed.png?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1266471085503" alt="" /></span></span>Where does the lack of good customer service end? Better question: what caused this increase in poor service to those that feel the need to invest their time, and in most cases, money in you and your product?</p>
<p>With growing social communities, the likes of Facebook and Twitter (to name a few), it seems as though operations do not really care that word of mouth has now turned into the quicker and larger word or mouth 2.0ish beast where within a matter of minutes your bad experience can reach thousands just by a single status update or tweet.</p>
<p>As I'm writing this blog, I am sitting in a hospital room where I watch my father in-laws health monitors beep and light up. A few hours prior, he was begging to speak to a priest before having emergency heart surgery after suffering from a major heart attack at his home. Unable to speak to a man of cloth before going under, what could have been the last thoughts of a man in cardiac arrest was that he could not speak his last rites. A short time later the priest came, only to express to the family in waiting that it was his day off and he was leaving to enjoy it. Customer Service, even in religion, has been placed on the back burner.</p>
<p>So, where did we go wrong? With the fast paced world that we live in now, has the need for expedited service trumped the need to be treated like humans? Try talking to a customer service associate to discuss an important matter about your home utilities. It's near impossible anymore to talk to a human customer service agent. Try enjoying a nice meal and being served like royalty at your favorite restaurant. I guarantee the waiter has profiled you out to be a bad tipper so they do not bother trying for that good tip. Try getting a loan or even a refund on some bank fee's that occured because of a single ledger error. Unfortunately, bankers are no longer trained on personal banking and only rely on a computer system to determine if you are "worthy" of receiving a refund. Last, but not least: Try finding faith when facing death. Religion has been corrupted with politics and putting on the cross when it is convenient.</p>
<p>This post is not meant for calling out any one group. That's not the point here. What I am simple addressing is the need to heighten our expectations and hold those that are providing you aservice, of any kind, accountable. If you don't like the automated service responder; or the wait service; or the bank policies, let them know. You chose that establishment to offer them your business. They need to know that because of the new ways to communicate and network, you (the individual) is just as powerful as a group of thousands.</p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>Picketing is the new Tweetup</title><category term="Events"/><category term="Twitter"/><category term="picket"/><category term="tweetup"/><id>http://www.jeditanner.com/home/2010/1/27/picketing-is-the-new-tweetup.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.jeditanner.com/home/2010/1/27/picketing-is-the-new-tweetup.html"/><author><name>JediTanner</name></author><published>2010-01-28T04:10:20Z</published><updated>2010-01-28T04:10:20Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p>I really wanted to post something today about Apple's new toy, but I feel it is a little overrated so I will talk about this little bit of social networking news instead:</p>
<p>The crazy people from Kansas have decided to picket Twitter HQ on Thursday afternoon!</p>
<p>The best part about this is that they will be spreading the news about the protest of twitter via tweets. How dumb are these people???</p>
<p>Immediately following the protest at Twitter HQ, the protest will move to the musical, Fiddler on the Roof. (I'm not making this stuff up)</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>It's too bad @meganphelps is crazy. She's kind of cute (in that crazy "I will stick a picket stake up your ass" kinda way).</p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>Point and Click (a story of bad photography)</title><category term="Bad Photography"/><category term="General"/><category term="Technology"/><category term="Tulsa"/><category term="Wedding"/><category term="Zoo"/><id>http://www.jeditanner.com/home/2010/1/26/point-and-click-a-story-of-bad-photography.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.jeditanner.com/home/2010/1/26/point-and-click-a-story-of-bad-photography.html"/><author><name>JediTanner</name></author><published>2010-01-26T06:16:36Z</published><updated>2010-01-26T06:16:36Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: left;"><span class="full-image-float-left ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://www.jeditanner.com/storage/bad-pics.png?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1266471124364" alt="" width="400" height="278" /></span></span></p>
<p>Recently I was guest at a family wedding in Tulsa, Oklahoma. The setting was amazing. The BOK Pavilion at the Tulsa Zoo made for the perfect location for a winter wedding. Something that instantly caught my eye&nbsp; when I walked into the pavilion were the two photographers running around snapping a few pics while maneuvering their gigantic light panels in order to get the "perfect lighting." The sad thing was in the midst of trying to get beyond the poor lighting, the "professionals" missed a lot of really good photo opportunities.</p>
<p><strong>Disclaimer: Before I move on, I want to be clear on the fact that I am not a professional photographer, nor have I have claimed to be one.<br /> </strong></p>
<p>I see a rising problem with the increase in "easy" technology. It is sad to see more and more "professional" web firms and freelancers claiming to build websites on their Mac via iWeb. Same thing goes for photography. Having an expensive camera and being a professional photographer are two different things. Yes, I love shooting with the Nikon D90, but I have also taken some really great pics on my cheap iPhone camera.</p>
<p>Bottom line: I think Tyler Durden said it best when he said, "Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken."</p>
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<p><em>*The above pics are actual images from the "professional" photogs at the wedding. I can't mention them by name but I can give you <span style="text-decoration: underline;">31</span> reasons not to use their <span style="text-decoration: underline;">studio</span>.</em></p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>I hate being sick.</title><id>http://www.jeditanner.com/home/2010/1/24/i-hate-being-sick.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.jeditanner.com/home/2010/1/24/i-hate-being-sick.html"/><author><name>JediTanner</name></author><published>2010-01-25T03:38:11Z</published><updated>2010-01-25T03:38:11Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://www.jeditanner.com/storage/Desperate-sick.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1266471275389" alt="" /></span></span>I would rather watch a marathon of Desperate Housewives than be sick.</p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>leave your cell phone at the door.</title><category term="Social Networking"/><category term="Social Networking"/><category term="Twitter"/><category term="cell phone"/><category term="events"/><category term="facebook"/><category term="networking"/><id>http://www.jeditanner.com/home/2010/1/13/leave-your-cell-phone-at-the-door.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.jeditanner.com/home/2010/1/13/leave-your-cell-phone-at-the-door.html"/><author><name>JediTanner</name></author><published>2010-01-14T04:57:55Z</published><updated>2010-01-14T04:57:55Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-float-left ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://www.jeditanner.com/storage/1328626_blog.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1266471317883" alt="" /></span></span>Hello all my favorite networkers and social media kids! This afternoon I attending one of many networking events that I love going to and really, for the first time, made note of something that actually pissed me off. Here's the deal. If you are going to an event, especially one where you are trying to network at, don't be on your cell phone! Plain and simple. What impact are you trying to make when you are in the middle of a crowd and you are checking out your twitter feed?</p>
<p>Now I know that social networking is important in this day and age, but no matter how great the iPhone or Blackberry is, personal connections will always trump following someone on twitter or facebook.</p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>Keep your web cam-porn show at home. I don't want to hear you moaning from the next cubicle.</title><category term="Ethics"/><category term="General"/><category term="HR"/><category term="Work"/><id>http://www.jeditanner.com/home/2010/1/8/keep-your-web-cam-porn-show-at-home-i-dont-want-to-hear-you.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.jeditanner.com/home/2010/1/8/keep-your-web-cam-porn-show-at-home-i-dont-want-to-hear-you.html"/><author><name>JediTanner</name></author><published>2010-01-08T15:53:13Z</published><updated>2010-01-08T15:53:13Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://www.jeditanner.com/storage/naked-man-at-work.png?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1262967768915" alt="" /></span></span>I was thinking about posting my new year resolution today, but who really wants to hear about me wanting to stop beating puppies and be nicer to my wife? So I decided to talk about something better-porn!</p>
<p>Bottom line: If you are at work, unless you are in the porn industry, do not bring porn into your workplace! Sounds pretty obvious but I know a lot of people that have been fired, or on their way to getting the pink slip, just because they had a little too much fun playing with their mouse at work.</p>
<p>It gets worse than just looking at the occasional "Adult Site." In the last 2 years I've listened to so many stories of businessmen who have lost their jobs because they installed web cams in their office and participated in x-rated web shows!</p>
<p>Even the CEOs are not immune to playing with their "disco sticks" at work. Recently Feed the Children founder, Larry Jones was ousted for multiple reasons; ncluded was bringing porn into the workplace. How dumb are you, CEOs? You spend most of your life working your ass off, only to be dethroned from your cushy job because you had to watch some girls gone wild? Dumb ass!</p>
<p>My advice is this: If you have to get off, wait until lunch break and find a hooker on the corner. If their are no hookers around and you really need to have some fun...find a dog or a goat. I hear goats are real fun!</p>
<p><em><strong>Side Note: This post has nothing to do with my current employment. Furthermore, I have never had fun with dogs or goats and I have never been removed from a job due to viewing porn.</strong></em></p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>the hootsuite iphone app is a hoot.</title><category term="App Store"/><category term="HootSuite"/><category term="Social Networking"/><category term="Tweetie"/><category term="Twitter"/><category term="iTunes"/><category term="iphone"/><id>http://www.jeditanner.com/home/2009/12/10/the-hootsuite-iphone-app-is-a-hoot.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.jeditanner.com/home/2009/12/10/the-hootsuite-iphone-app-is-a-hoot.html"/><author><name>JediTanner</name></author><published>2009-12-11T05:45:09Z</published><updated>2009-12-11T05:45:09Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://www.jeditanner.com/storage/hootsuite.png?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1260512712058" alt="" width="349" height="223" /></span></span>Real quick. This morning HootSuite launched its much needed iPhone app, thus joining the battle of which developer can provide the best Twitter application for the iPhone. In the past I have used Tweetie 2 and have had no real complaints about what&nbsp; Atebits has to offer for an iPhone app. Alas, with word of mouth spreading like a wildfire, I anticipated what the crazy birds at HootSuite would deliver.</p>
<p>To start out with, I am not a big fan of Hootsuite as a web based twitter application. I think it is a little too cluttered for my liking and though I am not a fan of Adobe Air, it would be nice to see HootSuite come out with a desktop app. But regardless of my personal feelings for the original online application, I still wanted to see what the hype was about for the HootSuite iPhone App.<span class="full-image-float-right ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://www.jeditanner.com/storage/539a1684b6b3cf32ae2682be9cc54df7_2073641.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1260512921546" alt="" /></span></span></p>
<p>So, this morning, at 8:45 I downloaded HootSuite on my iPhone.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Here are my first impressions:</p>
<ul>
<li><strong>It crashes</strong>-The frequent crashes are something that I expected when I downloaded this app on launch day. With the hype behind the product, it is only expected to have some crash issues when you have thousands of people downloading at the same time.</li>
<li><strong>Nice UI</strong>-The user interface is pretty nice. I love the slick design and it is pretty easy to use and view streams.</li>
<li><strong>Better than online</strong>-As mentioned above, I am not a fan of the web based version of HootSuite. I think the iPhone app is an all around improvement.</li>
<li><strong>It is to the point</strong>-Tweetie is a great app; however, there are a ton of features that I don't even use or care for. The HootSuite iPhone app has a nice 'to the point' layout without being bogged down with random stupidity.</li>
<li><strong>Post date tweets</strong>-A nice feature that I am still contemplating how I will use it. Though it is nice to know that if I really want to tweet something, but couldn't let the cat out of the bag just yet, I could post date a tweet for a later time.</li>
<li><strong>The Stats</strong>-This is the best, the worst and the smartest part of this application. The user is able to get stats on how many people click on links that they have tweeted. This is a great treat for me because I like to have a quick way of how visitors are view my random blog posts. On the other hand, the stats feature is bad because the user must use HootSuites' url shortener, ow.ly. This is a small setback for those that are dedicated to certain twitter tools. The smart part about this move is providing a unique service which will in turn make for a higher demand by users in order to have the specific functionality. </li>
</ul>
<p>So, that is my quick review of HootSuite. Overall I am impressed with what it has to offer. As I mentioned to some people today, it is a strong contender in the ever-growing race for top billing in the Twitter iPhone app category.</p>
<p>HootSuite for the iPhone can be purchased for $1.99 at the <a href="itms://itunes.apple.com/us/app/hootsuite/id341249709?mt=8">iTunes App Store</a>.</p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>is there a social media expert in the house?</title><category term="Branding"/><category term="Marketing"/><category term="New Media"/><category term="Social Media"/><category term="Social Networking"/><id>http://www.jeditanner.com/home/2009/12/9/is-there-a-social-media-expert-in-the-house.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.jeditanner.com/home/2009/12/9/is-there-a-social-media-expert-in-the-house.html"/><author><name>JediTanner</name></author><published>2009-12-10T05:13:29Z</published><updated>2009-12-10T05:13:29Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-float-left ssNonEditable"><span><img style="width: 240px;" src="http://www.jeditanner.com/storage/SM-Cert.png?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1260423280847" alt="" /></span></span></p>
<p><strong>SOCIAL MEDIA EXPERTS LOVE ME. </strong></p>
<p>Of course they do. If they didn't, why would my inbox be filled with emails wanting them to show me their skillz (an actual word used in one email)?&nbsp;</p>
<p>Almost every day I get hit with at least one or two emails or tweets telling me that they can help with my branding. At first I was excited to see new media taking shape and people starting to get excited about the opportunities out there. However, now it seems as though everyone that is claiming to be a social media expert, is just boarding a train that is halfway to its destination.</p>
<p>Now, don't get me wrong. I know a lot of successful marketing and branding experts that I have no problems calling Social Media Experts. What gets me are those that have nothing to back their SM title with. Yes, it is great that you use twitter, but it does not make you an&nbsp;expert!</p>
<p>My advice to everyone that is new into the social media game is this: Don't be an @garyvee, or an @ijustine, or an @jeffpulver. You need to stand out and first brand yourself before you can even start assisting with branding others.</p>
<p>By the way, to clear some things up, I am not a Social Media Expert. I fancy myself as being a Stumbled Upon Expert. I stumble upon some really cool things and talk about them.</p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>my approval rating went through the roof while behind bars.</title><category term="Arrested"/><category term="Bricktown"/><category term="General"/><category term="Gowalla"/><category term="Jail"/><category term="Jedi"/><category term="Lightsaber"/><category term="Meeting"/><id>http://www.jeditanner.com/home/2009/12/8/my-approval-rating-went-through-the-roof-while-behind-bars.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.jeditanner.com/home/2009/12/8/my-approval-rating-went-through-the-roof-while-behind-bars.html"/><author><name>JediTanner</name></author><published>2009-12-09T05:25:35Z</published><updated>2009-12-09T05:25:35Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-inline ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://www.jeditanner.com/storage/mugshot.png?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1260337001030" alt="" width="197" height="158" /></span></span><span class="full-image-inline ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://www.jeditanner.com/storage/lineup.png?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1260337073709" alt="" width="314" height="235" /></span></span><span class="full-image-inline ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://www.jeditanner.com/storage/Jailed.png?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1260337129284" alt="" width="154" height="145" /></span></span></p>
<p>This afternoon I checked in using the great location based iPhone app, Gowalla. The only thing that I didn't realize was the repercussions that my 'check in' would have. The message sent out to all my networks simply stated: "Tanner checked in at Bricktown Police Substation."</p>
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<p>Again, having no that it would cause a stir, I soon received tons of text messages asking if I was ok and wondering why I had been arrested.</p>
<p>To clear everything up, I was <span style="text-decoration: underline;">not</span> arrested. I was at the police station in Bricktown for the monthly Bricktown Association meeting. However, had I been arrested, here is my story:</p>
<p>I got arrested for being a Jedi.</p>
<p>....</p>
<p>And for looking darn sexy walking around with a lightsaber.</p>
<p>.... ......</p>
<p>and I stole candy from a baby...the end</p>]]></content></entry></feed>