I was thinking about posting my new year resolution today, but who really wants to hear about me wanting to stop beating puppies and be nicer to my wife? So I decided to talk about something better-porn!

Bottom line: If you are at work, unless you are in the porn industry, do not bring porn into your workplace! Sounds pretty obvious but I know a lot of people that have been fired, or on their way to getting the pink slip, just because they had a little too much fun playing with their mouse at work.

It gets worse than just looking at the occasional "Adult Site." In the last 2 years I've listened to so many stories of businessmen who have lost their jobs because they installed web cams in their office and participated in x-rated web shows!

Even the CEOs are not immune to playing with their "disco sticks" at work. Recently Feed the Children founder, Larry Jones was ousted for multiple reasons; ncluded was bringing porn into the workplace. How dumb are you, CEOs? You spend most of your life working your ass off, only to be dethroned from your cushy job because you had to watch some girls gone wild? Dumb ass!

My advice is this: If you have to get off, wait until lunch break and find a hooker on the corner. If their are no hookers around and you really need to have some fun...find a dog or a goat. I hear goats are real fun!

Side Note: This post has nothing to do with my current employment. Furthermore, I have never had fun with dogs or goats and I have never been removed from a job due to viewing porn.